Bald Dad Jokes

All the Wit of Dad Jokes, for the Bald...

What do you call a bald porcupine?

Pointless

What do you call lice that live on a bald man's head?

Homeless

Why don't bald men use keys?

They don't have any- wait for it- locks!

What happened when the bald man had an argument with his hair?

They had a falling out.

What did the guy with the hairless head say when he got a comb for his birthday?

I will never part with this comb.

The best thing about being tall and bald is that people just think you are tall...

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