Bald Dad Jokes
All the Wit of Dad Jokes, for the Bald...
What do you call a bald porcupine?
Pointless​
What do you call lice that live on a bald man's head?
Homeless
​Why don't bald men use keys?
They don't have any- wait for it- locks!​
What happened when the bald man had an argument with his hair?
They had a falling out.​
What did the guy with the hairless head say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"I will never part with this comb."​
What is the best thing about being tall and bald?
People just think you are tall...
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I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair.
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I told my wife I'm not going bald- my head is just solar-powered now.
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I don't lose hair- I redistribute it (mostly to my ears and nose).
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My head isn't shiny... it's reflective for safety reasons.
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I tried growing my hair back... turns out it's on permanent vacation.
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