The Bald Brothers Reviews

"Never before has the baldfaced reality of balding been tackled head-on over such a diverse range of musical genres"- Harry T.

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"This is the first time such brazen musical mediocrity has been demonstrated with such reckless abandon"- Fred F.

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"The baldest singers I've ever seen" - Eve (possibly related to a band member)

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"I was on the brink of getting hair plugs, when I found the Bald Brothers website.  Their music has inspired me to accept myself as I am!" - Victor D. (old, bald man)

"When I listen to the Bald Brothers, I can't help but be reminded of Billy Joel, Sting, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra and even Led Zepplin...and how much, much better all of those guys are..." - Silvio P., retired music critic

"The Bald Brothers?  Hmmm, I can't relate to their music at all!" - Chester Z.

{obviously a rich dork who has a full head of hair...}

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"So bad it's good..." - Mario O.